Sadly, you are not a monster

SeanK — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 20:57:23 +0000

Dad Life!

SeanK — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:58:25 +0000

Office the Movie

SeanK — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:54:06 +0000

One of the many things I like about working for Microsoft is the great people I get to work with. There is so much talent around me that lots of spontaneous things just happen. Occasionally they leak out and then I can share them.

Pigeon Impossible

SeanK — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:15:46 +0000

RECALL NOTICE

SeanK — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:31:06 +0000

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed “Sebsequential Internal Non-Morality,” or S.I.N. as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms are:

Loss of direction
Foul vocal emissions
Lack of peace and joy
Amnesia of origin
Selfish or violent behavior
Depression or confusion in the mental component
Fearfulness
Idolatry
Rebellion

The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is probividing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: Jeremiah 33:3 Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

Love
Joy
Peace
Patience
Kindness
Goodness
Faithfulness
Gentleness
Self control

Please see the operating manual, “Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth” or B.I.B.L.E. for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

Thank you for your attention

GOD